(Source: finalellipsis, via captain-grace)
(Source: finalellipsis, via captain-grace)

-Can you promise that I will come back?”
-No… and if you do, you will not be the same.” - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)
(via dysfunctional-hyena)
—“I don’t make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare – in fact, unless you’re a good comedian, you’re never going to be able to play Hamlet properly.”
Ian McKellen (born May 25, 1939)
(via oldfilmsflicker)
(via getupandsleep)
gets out of shower
sits in front of computer wrapped in towel for 30 minutes
You’re walking ‘round the pool
There’s no one around,
And your pink phone is dead.
Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,
Moriarty.
He’s staring at you
About 30 feet away.
He looks at you, he gives you a wicked grin.
This is your first encounter.
Moriarty.
You’re sitting in your cab,
But you’re look at the screen..
He’s almost upon you now
And you can see that evil grin on his face.
My god, that man’s everywhere!
Running for your life
(From Moriarty.)
He’s brandishing a plot.
(It’s Moriarty.)
Lurking in the shadows
Consulting criminal Moriarty.
Feeding of excitement,
(Moriarty.)
Hunting for fun,
(Moriarty.)
Solving other’s problems
Actual criminal Moriarty.
Now it’s a new day and you seem to have lost him,
But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.
Waiting for a madman,
You plot silently under pressure.
AHa! In your pocket,
A small vibration from your phone.
Hope!
Your hand nimbly picks it up,
It’s a text! But it’s from Moriarty!
Putting down your phone,
(Thinking, thinking.)
Walking up the staircase,
(Thinking, thinking.)
Now you’re on the rooftop,
Waiting for you, Moriarty.
Listening to the Bee Gees
(Moriarty)
But he stops as you enter,
(Moriarty.)
You’re walking up towards him.
Confronting criminal Moriarty.
Battle of wits with Moriarty,
Wrestling a gun from Moriarty
He points it at his brain stem,
Safe at last from Moriarty.
You jump down from the tall building,
Blood oozing from your wounded body.
But you have won.
You have beaten Moriarty.
(Source: depechequeen, via getupandsleep)
(Source: prototheman, via dysfunctional-hyena)
so what do you like to do
listen to music
oh, thats neat, i like music too
no you dont understand
I am god.