remindyourselfyourethere:

Moves like Jagger

lukevoice:

whats going on here lmao

(Source: iraffiruse, via woolhat-enthusiast)

-Can you promise that I will come back?”
-No… and if you do, you will not be the same.” - The Hobbit: An Unexpected Journey (2012)

(via dysfunctional-hyena)

strangewood:

“I don’t make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare – in fact, unless you’re a good comedian, you’re never going to be able to play Hamlet properly.”
Ian McKellen (born May 25, 1939)

strangewood:

“I don’t make much distinction between being a stand-up comic and acting Shakespeare – in fact, unless you’re a good comedian, you’re never going to be able to play Hamlet properly.”

Ian McKellen (born May 25, 1939)

(via oldfilmsflicker)

(Source: thedeathofpoetry, via oldfilmsflicker)

  • me:

    gets out of shower

  • me:

    sits in front of computer wrapped in towel for 30 minutes

  • You’re walking ‘round the pool

  • There’s no one around,

  • And your pink phone is dead.

  • Out of the corner of your eye you spot him,

  • Moriarty.

  • He’s staring at you

  • About 30 feet away.

  • He looks at you, he gives you a wicked grin.

  • This is your first encounter.

  • Moriarty.

  • You’re sitting in your cab,

  • But you’re look at the screen..

  • He’s almost upon you now

  • And you can see that evil grin on his face.

  • My god, that man’s everywhere!

  • Running for your life

  • (From Moriarty.)

  • He’s brandishing a plot.

  • (It’s Moriarty.)

  • Lurking in the shadows

  • Consulting criminal Moriarty.

  • Feeding of excitement,

  • (Moriarty.)

  • Hunting for fun,

  • (Moriarty.)

  • Solving other’s problems

  • Actual criminal Moriarty.

  • Now it’s a new day and you seem to have lost him,

  • But you’re hopelessly lost yourself.

  • Waiting for a madman,

  • You plot silently under pressure.

  • AHa! In your pocket,

  • A small vibration from your phone.

  • Hope!

  • Your hand nimbly picks it up,

  • It’s a text! But it’s from Moriarty!

  • Putting down your phone,

  • (Thinking, thinking.)

  • Walking up the staircase,

  • (Thinking, thinking.)

  • Now you’re on the rooftop,

  • Waiting for you, Moriarty.

  • Listening to the Bee Gees

  • (Moriarty)

  • But he stops as you enter,

  • (Moriarty.)

  • You’re walking up towards him.

  • Confronting criminal Moriarty.

  • Battle of wits with Moriarty,

  • Wrestling a gun from Moriarty

  • He points it at his brain stem,

  • Safe at last from Moriarty.

  • You jump down from the tall building,

  • Blood oozing from your wounded body.

  • But you have won.

  • You have beaten Moriarty.

  • normal person:

    so what do you like to do

  • me:

    listen to music

  • normal person:

    oh, thats neat, i like music too

  • me:

    no you dont understand

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I am god.
I like a lot of things.
I guess if you want to talk to me, you could...
That's basically all you need to know.